CIA

[Merowig]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38663522

CIA releases 13m pages of declassified documents online
About 13 million pages of declassified documents from the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) have been released online.

The records include UFO sightings and psychic experiments from the Stargate programme, which has long been of interest to conspiracy theorists
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Das Archiv ist unter https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/collection/crest-25-year-program-archive zu finden.

[Gerd]

Danke für den Link!

[Merowig]

Schmankerl: Sowjetische Witze, die gesammelt wurden fuer den damaligen stellvertretenden CIA Direktor

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP89G00720R000800040003-6.pdf

[Tommie]

Ich brech ins Essen ! Da sind richtig geile Retro-Jokes dabei !

[Merowig]

Auch wenn das Offtopic wird - die Zwei will ich nicht unterschlagen:

The Americans sent a CIA agent to Romania to shoot the dangerous dictator Nicolae Ceausescu. The agent arrives in the country, finds the dictator addressing a large crowd, picks up his sniper rifle... and can't shoot. He raises it again... and can't shoot. A final time, he lifts the gun, but he just can't do it. When he returns home to report to his supervisor about the failure of his mission, the chief asks what happened. "Well," the agent said. "Each time, it started out great: I had a clean shot, I was ready to go — and then the crowd saw what I was about to do and started chanting: Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!"


Three teams of astronauts, an American team, a German team, and a Serbian team, are sent on an exploratory mission to one of Jupiter's moons. After a safe landing, the three teams suit up and step out onto the surface. They soon begin to quarrel over which nation gets to lay claim to this moon.
One of the Americans declares, "I hereby claim this moon as property of the U.S.A. If it were not for our heavy investment in space travel this trip would not have happened!"
One of the Germans then declares, "Nein! This moon shall belong to Deutschland! It was our scientists and physicists who made this possible!"
One of the Serbians then draws a gun from his spacesuit and shoots his fellow Serbian, who collapses dead onto the rocky surface. 
He yells, "Serbian blood has been drawn here! This moon belongs to SERBIA!!!

Wirklich Retro sind die alten Radio Yerevan Witze
https://johnkutensky.wordpress.com/2014/08/22/radio-yerevan-jokes/