kriegswichtiges Material

[schlammtreiber]

Folgender Brief ist von einem amerikanischen U-Boot-Kommandant an seine Versorgungsstelle, nachdem diese seine Anforderung (150 Rollen Toilettenpapier) mit dem Vermerk "Artikel unbekannt" zurückgewisen hat:

USS SKIPJACK
SS184/LS/SS36-1 June 11, 1942


From: Commanding Officer
To: Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island, California

Subject: Toilet Paper

Ref: (a) (4608) USS Holland (5148) USS SKIPJACK req 70-42 of 30 July 1941
     (b) SO NYMI cancelled invoice No. 272836

Encl: (1) Sample of cancelled invoice
     (2) Sample of material required.

1. This vessel submitted a requisition for 150 rolls of toilet paper on July 30, 1941, to USS HOLLAND. The material was ordered by HOLLAND from the Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island, for delivery to USS SKIPJACK.

2. The Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island, on November 26, 1941, canceled Mare Island Invoice No. 272836 with the stamped notation "Cancelled -- cannot identify." This cancelled invoice was received by SKIPJACK on June 10, 1942.

3. During the 11-3/4 months elapsing from the time of ordering the toilet paper and the present date, USS SKIPJACK personnel, despite their best efforts to await delivery of the subject material, have been unable to wait on numerous occasions, and the situation is now quite acute, particularly during depth-charge attacks by the "back stabbers."

4. Enclosure (2) is a sample of the desired materials provided for the information of the Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Mare Island. The Commanding Officer, USS SKIPJACK, cannot help but wonder what is being used at Mare Island in place of this unidentifiable material, once well known to this command.

5. SKIPJACK personnel during this period have become accustomed to the use of "crests," i.e., the vast amount of incoming non-essential paper work, and in so doing feel that the wish of the Bureau of Ships for reduction of paper work is being complied with, thus killing two birds with one stone.

6. It is believed by this command that the stamped notation "cannot identify" was possible error, and that this is simply a case of shortage of strategic war material, the SKIPJACK probably being low on the priority list.

7. In order to cooperate in the war effort at a small local sacrifice, the SKIPJACK desires no further action be taken until the end of the current war, which has created a situation aptly described as "War is hell."

                       J. W. Coe

Wer jetzt denkt das sei ein Fake, der lese und staune hier:

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/skipjack.htm

Und das mitten im Krieg  

[flecktarnjogie]

Damit ist wohl klar gestellt, dass es nicht nur bei der Bundeswehr "Engpässe" gibt.

Also nicht so viel auf den Bund schimpfen, dem reichen Ami geht´s anscheinend auch nicht besser.

Zum schreien der Artikel, habe mich fast naß gemacht.


Gruß
flecky